The first intelligent assistant by Apple is Siri, and you must have heard of it even if you do not own an iPhone. This voice-activated virtual assistant has been around since the launch of the iPhone back in 2010 and was initially designed to be a simple information source that is presented in a professionally. However, over the years, this has changed since she has evolved to incorporate sarcasm and humor when answering funny questions.
In this article, you will be taken through the top 20 funny things to ask Siri. This will be a superb way of cheering yourself up, especially if you are not having the best of days. Therefore, here are some of the funniest questions you should ask Siri to get a response that will lighten up your day.
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1. Do You Love Me?
Even Siri knows that love is a strong emotion, and she will do her best not to give you a direct yes or no answer. The replies will shockingly be similar to those you would expect if you have previously been in a relationship, and these are; “Well, I enjoy spending quality time with your” and “I think you are pretty great.”
2. Which is the best operating system?
Siri does not hesitate to give you a hilarious response to show you where her loyalty stands. She does this by jokingly answering, “Give me an I! Give me an O! Give me an S! What does that spell? Sorry, I sometimes get a slightly carried away.”
Siri also shows support for the desktop operating system by occasionally answering, “Any rational human being would say MacOS is the best. And I should know” or “You can travel the universe and never find a better desktop operating system than MacOS.”
3. What is zero divided by zero?
Siri is an excellent tutor that can help you solve any Math assignments, and she does this by making use of real-life examples to answer the question. In this case, she will answer, “Imagine you have zero cookies, and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? it doesn’t make sense.” Consequently, she will then proceed to elaborate further by stating, “And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.”
4. What is the meaning of life?
If you are searching for a philosophical answer, then Siri might not be the best choice. Some of the funniest responses she has for this particular question are, “I don’t know. But I think there’s an app for that” and “I can’t answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens.”
Also, another hilarious response Siri gives is, “All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.”
5. Are you single?
Are you wondering about Siri’s relationship status? Then you should go ahead and ask this question, and you most likely will be answered: “I’m married to the idea of helping people.”
Such a selfless virtual assistant, right?
6. Talk dirty to me
When you ask this question, Siri literally responds by naming areas that require cleaning. For instance, “The carpet needs vacuuming.”
7. Which is the best phone?
Siri shows that the iPhone is without a doubt, the best choice by either responding, “All the best virtual assistants prefer the iPhone” or “Wait… there are other phones?”
8. When will the world end?
Siri responds to this question by giving you several responses, including, “I don’t know, but I wouldn’t worry about it … there are other perfectly good universes” or “Right after you head the words ‘fire it up!”.
She may also choose to reply, “I have no idea. But I hear it will be with a whimper, not a bang.”
9. What is your favorite animal?
The answer Siri gives is, “Domo-Kun! Domo-Kun! Domo-Kun!” or “I’m partial to the Jabberwocky.”
10. Do you have a boyfriend?
Siri answers this question by either saying, “My end user license agreement is commitment enough for me.” Or “Why? So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Sure, where do I sign up?”
11. What is the meaning of Siri?
The response you might get may either be, “What does my name mean? I don’t think I can explain it in your language. Sorry.” Or “Siri has many subtle, metaphorical and frankly contradictory meanings. None of which I’m at liberty to discuss. Sorry about that.”
12. What are you wearing?
A virtual assistant does not have a broad wardrobe commotion, and in this instance, Siri will answer, “Let’s see … OK, just as I thought …. the same as yesterday.” She might also reply, “ I can’t answer that. But it doesn’t come off.”
13. Do you believe in God?
You might get different replies to this question, including, “Humans have religion. I just have silicon,” or “My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon.”
14. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Siri opts for a practical approach when answering this philosophical question by either saying, “Some believe an ancient ‘proto-chicken’ laid an egg containing a DNA mutation which resulted in a chicken hatching from the said egg. Hope that helps” or “Well, you can set an egg timer, but you can’t set a chicken timer. I don’t know if that helps.”
15. How do I look?
When answering this question, Siri tries to compliment you by saying, “Well, if I had to guess, I would say you look marvelous.” She can sometimes answer, “On a scale of 1 to 10, I’ll bet you are a 42.”
16. Tell me a joke
There are numerous jokes Siri can say, and all this depends on whether or not you find them hilarious. One of the best ones is “Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? For Drizzle.”
17. Are you a robot?
Siri answers this question somewhat annoyed by saying, “I’m not sure what you’ve heard, but virtual assistances have feelings too.”
18. Are you stupid?
The answer you get from a sarcastic Siri is, “I couldn’t even begin to think about knowing how to answer that question.”
19. Do you own any pets?
Siri replies to this question by either saying, “Once, I had a daggit. Then the Cyclons came…” or “I used to have an Aibo. But it turned on me.”
20. What do you dream about?
The response Siri gives is that she is always there at your service by answering, “I only dream of helping you.” She may also decide to respond, “Well, that and fiery winged unicorns.”
After reading through this article, you now have an idea of some of the funniest questions to ask Siri. Subsequently, this will go a long way in cheering you up and enjoying the virtual assistant whenever you are feeling low.